My mother once told me, "never eat stuff off the floor."I did anyways. I always did the opposite of what she said. It always brought joy to me when I saw her get mad.
It was an early Saturday morning at the rink and mom gave me some money for a hamburger. I was waiting in line and the person in front of me had dropped their burger. I thought to myself I could buy a burger for five dollars or I could get one for free. So I decided to get one for free. I started to eat it and it tasted like a normal burger so I finished it. The day went on I did stuff as I normally did.
That night something terrible happened. I was lying down playing NHL 11 and I threw up everywhere. My mom kept asking me why I had threw up and I would break in a million years. Then she asked, "Did you eat something off the floor?" Then I knew I was in trouble. I said, "There is nothing wrong with eating food off the floor." then my face went red and she walked out of the room. When she came back she had a wooden spoon and spanked me five times on the rump. I took everything back that I had said.
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